Approaches. It feels. It will be suffered in a very short space of time. The first heat wave of the summer of 2019 has arrived and we have only been, properly speaking, 5 days of summer. Today we are on Wednesday and the weather will still give us a break. But wait for tomorrow. In the southern part of our country, at night, it is already over 20 degrees at night, dangerous territory to be able to fall asleep and rest properly. Well tomorrow will be worse. Terror. Panic. And sweat. Air conditioning? A fan with an ice bucket in front to save money? Memes to at least take it with humor? We are left with the last option ... at least until tomorrow.
We present you some of the funniest memes that we have found and that refer to the extreme heat wave that will devastate our continent starting tomorrow, June 27. However, as long as it's summer, it won't matter when you read this. Surely you will end up feeling identified with these months and sharing them on WhatsApp .
Get into the kitchen ... in this heat
The kitchens have it complicated to get into the stove. Gazpachos, cold creams, dressings, salads and, why not, take a good bun to the bottle, open it in half and prepare a good ice sandwich. This has to go in that is nice! And it's sure to be refreshing too. And it is less fattening than chorizo or blood sausage. If they are all advantages!
Heat wave ... Goodbye hygiene
Please, the hotter it is outside, the more we should worry about our body hygiene. A shower a day should be mandatory for anyone who enters a bus, a subway, a car ... for those who are walking on the street, even. Nobody has to smell you from afar , nobody has to put up with your smells. Turn on the tap, get under and scrub that skin well. Oh, and don't forget deodorant, your best friend in the summer!
Alone or accompanied?
Sleeping with someone is always good ... in winter. Body heat is appreciated in the low winter temperatures but summer is coming, and those more than 20 degrees at night ... and you have everything left over : sheet, bed base, headboard and human couple, if you hurry me. A trick, sleep in reverse of each other, that is, head to head and head to foot. Holy hand! You give them sweethearts later.
The caloret
One of the greatest moments in our recent history was seeing Rita Barberá's speech during the Valencian Fallas festivities. She already warned that caloret was not a gamble, that it catches you off guard and kills you in no time. Rita is no longer with us, but she has left us a good handful of famous phrases. The caloret will always be in our hearts.
It's not only hot in Seville
Yes, the weather in Seville is wonderful and in summer you better find a shade because the chocolates melt in the sun. But it is also true that in other parts of the Spanish geography the heat is unbearable, such as in Córdoba or Jaén or, leaving the Andalusian Community, Extremadura. Poor extremeños , nobody remembers them, even in summer!
They have a hard time too
We get hot and complain verbally about it. Not for nothing is time usually the favorite topic of conversation among neighbors who do not hold out for long and who meet in an elevator. What about dogs ? And their cousins, cats? Since they have no mouth, they cannot complain, that is clear. But there are other signs that can warn us that they are having a hard time, such as their body melting. Literally.
Blessed air conditioning
Legend has it that the less well-off families of yesteryear, when air conditioning was priced higher, spent the afternoons taking walks through the English court, enjoying, at the same time, an icy air that took them away from the hell that was taking place in the exterior, and consumer life. Although without money for air conditioning , they could buy little. Now many continue to do so, although it is simply the custom. Strolling through the shopping centers, the leisure of the twentieth century and that still remains.
Everything is in you and in your head
If you've ever heard the phrase 'everyone needs a psychologist once in their life', rest assured that it wasn't to get the feeling of heat out of your head. Or is it true that the heat, that burning sensation that is located in the chest and rises to the face, was only psychological? What if in the end we are poor because we want to? those for life? We better shut up, focus the fan on our faces and think about the floor on the beach that we will never have.
The fault of everything is ET
In a selection of memes it would be very disappointing not to include any starring our favorite television collaborator, the one who believes that everything is the fault of the aliens. And it is that, according to the latest theories, before we inhabited the Earth, the aliens that roam freely around here left a giant oven open and forgot to light it. That oven is called Sol . The bad thing is that if they turn it off we will all die. Just kidding. Or not.
A quick visit to the center
I don't know about you, but I panic and terrify going downtown in the summer to run errands. Even if you go out very early in the morning it ends up giving you the midday light on your entire bald head (unless you have a great hair) and, worst of all, is that when you get home you have to start cooking: the ice sandwich (see previous meme) is not advisable, so it will be time to pull the gazpacho. If you live with your mother, of course, you will have your food ready. Next time you do it, she also deserves a break.
