Funny messages and congratulations on Kings and New Years resolutions

Funny messages and congratulations on Kings and New Year's resolutions

This is probably the most exciting night of the year for children and parents. Tomorrow is the night of Kings and in many houses they will leave gifts for young and old. A day that, without a doubt, is worth congratulating all our loved ones and friends. But why do it in a bland and boring way? Three Kings Day should be a happy day, so better congratulate it with humor. If you do not like Memes and GIFs, we are going to propose some funny messages to congratulate the Kings . As we usually do, we are going to focus on messages with humor and, why not, with some satire. Let's go there!

We started with a very recurring theme in recent years: the crisis. Unfortunately, and although some insist on saying that we have recovered, the crisis is still very present. So the best thing is to take it with humor :

With the crisis, a single wizard king is sought who has to be black in skin, white in hair and with a red-haired mustache and beard. If you know it, let us know. Happy Twelfth Night!

We now go with a message focused on gifts . Because we have all received that typical gift of those who do not know what to give, let's demonstrate!

Demonstrate against the Magi: We do not want more ties, or perfumes, or pajamas, or underwear. We want gifts! Happy Twelfth Night!

And continuing with the crisis, the cuts in companies reach everyone , including the Magi:

Due to staff cuts, Melchor has gone unemployed, Baltasar wants to go into retirement with Obama and Gaspar says that he alone cannot work. What a mess! Happy Twelfth Night!

Have you seen the Three Wise Men looking for the gifts ? Surely during these days more than one has found himself in this situation, as has happened to their majesties:

I have seen the Three Wise Men like all Spaniards, going around El Corte Inglés many times, but without buying anything. Happy Twelfth Night!

And again the crisis is the protagonist of our next message :

Due to the crisis the Magi are forced to charge for their service. Send this message to all your contacts: "Leave milk for the camels and money for the Kings in the room." Happy Twelfth Night!

Now we leave you a very funny message, addressed to our most thuggish friends :

They called me from the East to ask for your references. I'm telling you this in case you don't receive any gifts tonight, but I couldn't lie to the Three Wise Men. Happy Twelfth Night!

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And here you have another very horny phrase , designed to congratulate the adults on Three Kings night of course:

If on Three Kings night you see Melchor undressing and getting into your bed… explain to him that what you asked for was a VOLVO. Happy Twelfth Night!

Here we leave you a very interesting New Year's resolution . Who wouldn't want this wish granted?

I want to work less than the Three Wise Men, who only do it once a year and that's a lie. Happy Twelfth Night!

We now go with a somewhat more tender congratulatory message . Designed for that special person or whom you love very much:

If you see the Three Kings and they insist that you get into one of their sacks, don't be afraid. That is because someone has asked for a treasure. Happy Twelfth Night!

We end up with another wish from Reyes much more interesting than material gifts . Surely more than one would like the Three Kings to give him this:

They have already arrived, laden with gifts. But better than a toy or mop, I wish the Kings bring you a good job. Happy Twelfth Night!

And so far our  messages to congratulate the Twelfth Night in a fun way . And you, what kind of congratulations do you like to send the most?