The porn does not have to be at odds with humor. In fact, sex makes life happy every day: exploring our body, sharing sensations and moments, alone or in company, guarantees a more pleasant, more relaxed day to day. And if we add parody to porn , we have the perfect cocktail. We have prepared an article for you with the best porn versions of famous movies. Through here you will see great movie myths parade in the adult version. Another way of approaching the classics and that, in the Faculty of Communication , they did not show you. If we recently showed you the most ridiculous movie scenes in the history of cinema, today it is the turn of the porn versions. We begin.
Eduardo Manospenes
One of Tim Burton's most famous films could not do without its corresponding porn version. Directed by a titan of his own in the 80s, Paul Norman and starring a true porn star from the 90s, a decade in which direct-to-video was often abused and imagination was conspicuous by its absence. This, obviously, is about the exception that proves the rule: a boy who, instead of hands, has penises, and who must deal with this situation in his daily life, struggling to be accepted.
We are left with one of his most delusional and fun scenes, the one in which Eduardo tries to eat spaghetti, among other day-to-day activities. Enjoy your meal!
Alice in Wonderland
The title has made it quite clear what parody we are dealing with this time. An attentive, musical and pornographic adaptation of Lewis Carroll's classic text . Directed by Bill Osco and starring the Playboy bunny Kristine DeBell, its premiere took place in 1976, a glorious time for pornographic cinema, in which the details related to cinematography were taken care of to the maximum. As a curiosity to add that it was cut 3 minutes to be able to premiere it in commercial cinemas, allowing the entry of minors accompanied by adults.
In this trailer we can have a first approach to the delirious and sexy story of Alice in the country of porn marvels . And musical, like La La Land.
Flesh gordon
The galactic superhero created by Alex Raymond in 1934 was so popular that it didn't take long for him to have his own adult parody. With this choice we have cheated a bit, since it is not explicitly a porn film, but rather erotic, although at first it was, suffering cuts for its premiere. As a curiosity, we have to add that this erotic science fiction comedy has numerous stop-motion spatial effects that were created by Rick Baker, an eminence of fantastic Hollywood .
In this trailer, we can see how our hero Flesh Gordon, aboard his phallic spaceship, travels the galaxy to destroy the creator of lightning that makes people sex maniacs. Fun is guaranteed.
ET The vagina
If after seeing these images you have difficulty falling asleep, we are not surprised. If there is a country extreme enough in porn to do things that give us nightmares, it is Germany. Neither short nor lazy, they decided to make their own version of ET, which in Germany was called something like “ET and the aristocrats” and the result is unspeakable. ET arrives in Victorian times and decides to blend into perverted German society, imitating everything courtiers do.
If you dare, hit play. A YouTube user had the great idea of making a video clip with images from the film and a psychedelic and hypnotic soundtrack. This is the sweeping result.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxN3njIm71k
Pulp Friction
One of the most important films of contemporary cinema could not be without its porn parody. In the trailer we see that he captures the whole essence of Tarantino's cinema : the music and the typography of the credits, the absurd dialogue, all the gangster imagery, the women of character and the man of easy trigger, in every way. This recent 2007 American production stars Marco Banderas and Johnny Depth . Yes, the names are also parodic. Or so we think.
Saw: A Harcore Parody
Jigsaw , in his private life, surely also had his sexual adventures as a maniac that he was. This film shows us, in great detail, how perverted the games of one of the most twisted villains in movie history really were.
In the following clip, we can see a beautiful girl tied to a chair and, of course, tortured by the terrible sight of the clown's face. Can the protagonist resist the deadly game proposed to her and emerge unscathed? Please stay until the end of the video. There is a surprise, say, "bouncy".
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqpfgUuVIp8
Twinklight
With all of you, the gay porn version of Twilight, because corny doesn't understand sexual orientation. This time, Edward and Jacob are not fighting over the same woman… They fight each other and not to hurt themselves, precisely. Or yes, but the one you like. In the trailer there are candles and someone playing the cello. And a lot of velvet. Ideal to see as a couple after dinner.
The penetrator
More than the porn version of Terminator, this 1991 production could be the "friendly" version, since instead of wanting to kill Sarah Connor what he wants to do is inseminate her. Attention that in this movie the mythical Ron Jeremy appears . If you don't know who he is, it takes time to discover such an icon of popular culture (and pornography).
Whore of the Rings
In Middle - earth sex it is also practiced, as emerges from this parody of The Lord of the Rings suggestive name (The P *** of the Rings). What would Tolkien think if he lifted his head and saw what they have done with his beloved work? Although, looking at it closely, it would be worse for him to see what Peter Jackson has done with his beloved Hobbit, right?
Womb raider
If there is a virtual sex symbol that drives all men crazy, it is Lara Croft, the most sensual treasure hunter in history was the protagonist of this German parody whose budget was only for two plastic pistols and a library sound effect free. In the clip that we see below we can see a German Croft saving the hide of an explorer from a savage tribal warrior. In an unexpected turn of events, the villain turns out to be a villain and everything ends as you can already imagine.
The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody
The Marvel characters , all muscular, bundled, spectacular beauties, are the perfect breeding ground to put them to frolic while they save the world. In the trailer for the porn parody of The Avengers we can see the main cast that, on some occasions, bears a lot of resemblance to the original. So you know, Thor fans , do not stop watching this movie.